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Why is it tough to compete
against a vampire?
Because they're always out for blood! |
Vampire 1: "I once
went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died."
Vampire 2: "How awful!"
Vampire 1: "Yes. Fortunately, I found some in the neck of time." |
Did you hear about the
vampire in Camelot?
He was a bite of the Round Table! |
What would you get if
you crossed Dracula with Captain Kidd?
A vampirate! |
What did the vampire
call his girlfriend?
His "vein squeeze"! |
What is a werewolf's
favourite type of story?
A hairy tale! |
Did you hear about the
hippie werewolf?
He was fur out, man! |
What do you call two
witches who live together?
Broommates! |
What does an Australian
witch ride on?
A broomerang! |
What would you get if
you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?
Steven Spellberg! |
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