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What did a patriot put
on his dry skin?
Revo-lotion! |
What would you get if
you crossed a dog with the Father of Our Country?
George Washingtongue! |
Who is a dogs favourite
Founding Father?
Bone Franklin! |
What would you get if
you crossed Jon with the English king in 1776?
King George the Nerd! |
What dance was very
popular in 1776?
Indepen-dance! |
Which one of Washington's
officers had the best sense of humour?
Laughayette! |
What is a hungry boys
favourite picnic event?
The snack race! |
"How was the food
at the Fourth of July picnic?
"The hot dogs were bad and the brats were wurst!" |
What did Washington
say as he crossed the Delaware?
"Next time I'm going to reserve a seat!" |
Teacher: "Why did
Washington chop down the cherry tree with his hatchet?"
Student: "Because his mom wouldn't let him play with the chain saw!" |
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