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Teacher: "The Declaration
of Independence was written in Philadelphia. True or false?"
Student: "False! It was written in ink!" |
Why did Washington win
the battle of Trenton?
Because the enemy soldiers were Hessian around! |
What would you get if
you crossed a monster with one of Washington's officers?
Baron von Steupid! |
What has four legs,
a shiny nose, and fought for England?
Rudolph the Redcoat Reindeer! |
What march would you
play at a jungle parade?
"Tarzan Stripes Forever"! |
What would you get if
you crossed a monster with a redcoat?
A bigger target. |
Why did the British
soldiers wear red coats?
So they could hide in the tomatoes. |
Why is the Liberty Bell
like a dropped Easter egg?
Because they're both cracked! |
Teacher: "Who wrote
`Oh say, can you see?"'
Student: "An eye doctor?" |
How is a healthy person
like the United States?
They both have good constitutions! |
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