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What would you get if
you crossed Patrick Henry with a hungry boy?
A patriot who says, "Give me lasagne or give me death!" |
What has feathers, webbed
feet, and certain inalienable rights?
The Ducklaration of Independence! |
Why did the duck say
"Bang!"?
Because he was a firequacker! |
What cat said, "The
British are coming! The British are coming!"?
Paw Revere. |
What was the craziest
battle of the Revolutionary War?
The Battle of Bonkers Hill. |
What was Thomas Jefferson's
favourite dessert?
Monti jello! |
Teacher: "Which
son of old Virginia wrote the Declaration of Independence?"
Student: "I think it was Thomas Jeffer's son." |
What did King George
think of the American colonists?
He thought they were revolting! |
Why were the early American
settlers like ants?
Because they lived in colonies. |
What famous pig signed
the Declaration of Independence?
John Hamcock! |
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