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What did George Washington
say to his army at Valley Forge?
"Sorry, men. The flights to Florida are all booked up!" |
What would you get if
you crossed the American national bird with Snoopy?
A bald beagle! |
What would you get if
you crossed a colonial hairpiece with a teepee?
A powdered wigwam! |
What's red, white, blue,
and green?
A patriotic pickle! |
What did the visitor
say as he left the Statue of Liberty?
"Keep in torch!" |
What's big, cracked,
and carries your luggage?
The Liberty Bellhop! |
What ghost haunted King
George III?
The spirit of '76! |
Did you hear about the
cartoonist in the Continental Army?
He was a Yankee doodler! |
What would you get if
you crossed a monster with Yankee Doodle?
Yankee Doofus! |
What's red, white, blue
and green?
A seasick Uncle Sam! |
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