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Teacher: "Where
was the Declaration of Independence signed?"
Student: "On the bottom!" |
Teacher: "Why does
our country have a two-party system?"
Student: "So we can have one party on Friday and one on Saturday!" |
Teacher: "Why did
Paul Revere take a midnight ride?"
Student: "Because he missed the 10:30 bus." |
What would you get if
you crossed one of the Founding Fathers with a famous monster?
Benjamin Franklinstein! |
What would you get if
you crossed a vegetable with the first president of the United States?
George Squashington! |
Why did Paul Revere
yell "The Martians are coming!"?
His horse had just kicked him in the head! |
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