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Patricks Day Jokes |
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pat.
Pat who?
Pat your coat on, and let's go to the St. Patrick's Day parade! |
Why did the Irish tenor
stand on the chair?
So he could reach the high notes! |
What would you get if
you crossed a stupid boy with a well known Irish ballad?
"O Dummy Boy"! |
What would you get if
you crossed a leprechaun with a bathroom?
A lepre john! |
What's little and green
and goes two hundred miles per hour?
A leprechaun in a blender! |
Cook l: "What do
you think of my Irish stew?"
Cook 2: "It could use a pinch of Gaelic." |
What's little and green
and stuck to your bumper?
A leprechaun who didn't look both ways. |
Did you hear about the
leprechaun who worked at the diner?
He was a short-order cook! |
What's six feet tall,
green, and has a crock of gold?
A leprechaun with a gland problem! |
Do leprechauns get angry
when you make fun of their height?
Yeah, but only a little! |
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