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Patricks Day Jokes |
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What would you get if
you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick's Day?
St. O'Claus! |
Are people jealous of
the Irish?
Sure, they're green with envy! |
What would you get if
you crossed Quasimodo with an Irish football player?
The Halfback of Notre Dame! |
"I married an Irishman
on St. Patrick's Day."
"Oh, really?" "No, O'Reilly!" |
Why did the leprechaun
stand on the potato?
To keep from falling in the stew! |
Do leprechauns make
good secretaries?
Sure, they're great at shorthand! |
How did the leprechaun
beat the Irishman to the pot of gold?
He took a shortcut! |
What do leprechauns
love to barbecue?
Short ribs! |
Why are leprechauns
so hard to get along with?
Because they're very short-tempered! |
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Don.
Don who?
Don be puffin' down the Irish now! |
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Patricks Day Jokes |
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