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What baseball position
do leprechauns usually play?
Shortstop! |
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
O'Flynn.
O'Flynn who?
O'Flynn the door and let me in! |
Why is Ireland like
a wine bottle?
Because it has a Cork in it! |
What do you call a leprechaun
who disappears?
A lepre-gone! |
What would you get if
you crossed a leprechaun with a yellow vegetable?
Lepre-corn! |
What do you call a clumsy
Irish dance?
A jig mistake! |
What would you get if
you crossed an Irish landmark with a Stone Age cartoon character?
Blarney Rubble! |
What would you get if
you crossed a leprechaun with a Texan?
A pot of chilli at the end of the rainbow! |
What's smaller than
a leprechaun's whisker?
A dog's brain! |
What would you get if
you crossed an Irish holiday with Santa Claus ?
St. Fatrick's Day! |
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