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Patricks Day Jokes |
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What do you get when
two leprechauns have a conversation?
A lot of small talk! |
What's the best way
to get a letter to Ireland?
Send it Eire mail! |
What would you get if
you crossed a dog with a famous Irish actor?
Peter O'Drool! |
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Warren.
Warren who?
Warren anything green today? |
What's big and purple
and lies next to Ireland?
Grape Britain! |
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron go bragh and all that Irish talk! |
What would you get if
you crossed a stupid monster with Ireland's capital city?
Duh-blin! |
What would you get if
you crossed a dog with an Irish instrument?
A bagpup! |
Did you hear the one
about the Irish peat?
You can dig it! |
What did the leprechaun
put in the candy machine?
A lepre-coin! |
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