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Patricks Day Jokes |
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What would you get if
you crossed a leprechaun with a frog?
A little green man with a croak of gold! |
What did the leprechaun
say to the elf?
"How's the weather up there?" |
What would you get if
you crossed an Irishman with a basketball star?
Eire Jordan! |
What do you call a rainy
day in Ireland?
A bad Eire day! |
Irishman: "How
long will you be staying in Ireland?"
Tourist: "Just one day, I'm afraid."
Irishman: "Like they say: `Eire today, gone tomorrow!'" |
Did you hear about the
leprechaun who went to jail?
He was a leprecon! |
"I need to find
something green for St. Patrick's Day. "
"Check the meat loaf in the back of the fridge!" |
How did the leprechaun
get to the moon?
In a shamrocket! |
What would you get if
you crossed a purple dinosaur with an Irish landmark?
The Barney Stone! |
What kind of music does
a leprechaun band play?
Shamrock 'n' roll! |
Teacher: "Why did
St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?"
Student: "Because it was too far for them to crawl." |
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day! |
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