|Ben looked at the ham
slices in his sandwich. It was very, very thin.|
'Did you cut this ham?' Ben asked the camp cook.
'Yes,' the cook replied.
'Well, you almost missed!' said Ben.
|Ellen: I'd like to be
in the camp show.|
Show Director: Have you ever acted before?
Ellen: Well, my arm was once in a cast.
|Jo: I've broken my glasses.
Do I have to be examined all over again?|
Camp Doctor: No. Just your eyes.
|Brad: Here's my drawing
of a horse and wagon.|
Art & Crafts Counselor: I see the horse. But where's the wagon?
Brad: The horse will draw the wagon.
|Camper: I'm having trouble
with my breathing.|
Camp Doctor: I'll give you something to stop that.
|Meg's mother was visiting
her daughter at camp. 'How did you find the steak dinner?' she asked.|
'With a magnifying glass!'
|Jane's mother asked
her daughter, 'How did you find the steak?'|
'I just moved the potatoes and there it was!' Jane replied.
|Bonnie: Is this a ham
Cook: What does it taste like?
Bonnie: I can't tell.
Cook: Then what difference does it make?
|John: What did you think
of Suzy's dancing in the talent show?|
Jane: Suzy would b a great dancer except for two things - her feet!
|Camper: There's something
wrong with my hot dog.|
Cook: Don't tell me. I'm not a veterinarian.