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Sara fell and broke
her arm. The camp doctor put it in a sling.
'Will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals?' Sara asked the doctor.
'Sure you will,' the doctor replied.
'That's amazing!' said Sara. 'I never took a lesson in my life!' |
Jack went to see the
camp nurse. 'I fell last night,' he said. 'And I was unconscious for eight hours.'
The nurse was shocked. 'How awful. What happened?'
'I fell asleep!' |
Patty went to the arts
and crafts shack. The Counselor asked, 'Would you like to make some paper dolls?'
'No, thanks,' said Patty. 'I cut that out long ago.' |
Pierre was a camper
from France. In his honour, Jenny sang a French song in the talent show. But she
didn't sing very well.
'Does that make you homesick?' someone asked Pierre.
'No,' he answered. 'Just sick sick!' |
Camp Doctor: Your cough
sounds better today!
Camper: It should, I practised all night! |
Camp Woodland put on
a show with a happy ending.
Everybody was glad when it was all over!!!!!!
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