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Why should you never
talk like a turkey?
Because it's bad to use fowl language! |
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any leftovers? |
What did the Indian
call the Pilgrim with a bucket over his head?
"Pailface." |
What would you get if
you crossed a Pilgrim with a type of cracker?
A Pilgraham! |
How does a monster like
his turkey and stuffing?
In large quantities! |
What would you get if
you crossed Thanksgiving and Easter?
Feaster Sunday! |
What is a monsters favourite
place to see a turkey?
On his plate! |
What was the main thing
the Pilgrims did during the first winter?
Starve. |
What sign was posted
during the first Thanksgiving?
"No Moccasins, No Loincloth, No Service." |
What's the key to a
great Thanksgiving?
A tur-key, of course! |
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