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"I was going to
serve sweet potatoes with Thanksgiving dinner, but I sat on them.
"So what are you serving now?"
"Squash." |
What did the monster
say to the Thanksgiving turkey?
"Pleased to eat you!" |
What would you get if
you crossed a turkey with a baked fruit dessert?
Peach gobbler! |
How can you tell a male
turkey from a female turkey?
The male is the one holding the remote control. |
What do you call the
dirt on a Pilgrim's hands?
Pilgrime! |
What is your favourite
thing to make for Thanksgiving dinner?
Reservations! |
How is an undercooked
turkey like a monsters ideas?
Both of them are half-baked! |
Teacher: "Who built
the first American car?"
Student: "Me Pilgrims."
Teacher: "The Pilgrims?"
Student: "Yeah, they made the Mayflower Compact." |
Why was the dog chasing
the band in the Thanksgiving parade?
He wanted to bury the trombones! |
Why was the monster
tickled when he ate the turkey?
Because he forgot to pluck the feathers! |
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