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Why did the Pilgrims
eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
They couldn't get the moose in the oven! |
If April showers bring
May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims! |
What's the best way
to stuff a turkey?
Take him out for pizza and ice cream! |
What did the turkey
say to the turkey hunter?
"Quack! Quack! Quack!" |
What do you get after
eating way too much turkey and dressing?
Dessert, of course! |
Why did the Pilgrims
create Thanksgiving?
They wanted another excuse to watch football. |
"What should I
serve with my famous cranberry salad?"
"The antidote." |
Teacher: "Where
is Plymouth Rock?"
Student: "Right next to Plymouth Bush!" |
What would you get if
you crossed a monster with a turkey leg?
A dumbstick! |
Teacher: "Where
did the Pilgrims come from?"
Student: "Their parents, of course!" |
Did you hear about the
gobbler who bounced around the barnyard?
He was a perky turkey! |
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