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Why do valentines have
hearts on them?
Because spleens would look pretty gross! |
What is the most romantic
city in England?
Loverpool! |
What's red and white
and swims in the ocean?
A valentine cod! |
Did you hear the one
about the phoney Cupid?
He was totally bow-gus! |
Why is Valentine's Day
the best day for a celebration?
Because you can really party hearty! |
Why didn't Cupid shoot
his arrow at the lawyer's heart?
Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small! |
What did one oar say
to the other?
"Can I interest you in a little row-mance?" |
What happened when the
man fell in love with his garden?
It made him wed his plants! |
What happened when the
two angels got married?
They lived harpily ever after! |
Why should you send
your sweetie a valentine?
Because you always heart the one you love! |
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