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What does a carpet salesman
give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Rugs and kisses! |
What would you get if
you crossed Cupid with a baseball player?
A glover boy! |
What happened when the
two tennis players met?
It was lob at first sight! |
What would you get if
you crossed Cupid with a meat and vegtable dish?
Stewpid! |
What did the caveman
give his wife on Valentine's Day?
Ughs and kisses! |
What did one piece of
string say to the other?
"Be my valentwine!" |
Why did the kangaroo
love the little Australian bear?
Because the bear had many fine koala-ties! |
What did one mannequin
say to the other?
"I'm warm for your form!" |
What did one fir tree
say to the other?
"Be my valenpine!" |
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Kisses.
Kisses who?
Kisses your valentine speaking! |
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