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"I can't be your
valentine for medical reasons."
"Really?"
"Yeah, you make me sick!" |
What did the boy pig
say to the girl pig?
"I'm hog wild about you!" |
What did one calculator
say to the other?
"How do I love thee? Let me count the ways!" |
What did one bell say
to the other?
"Be my valenchime!" |
What happened when the
monster kissed his one true love?
He left lip prints on the mirror! |
What did one monster
say to the other?
"Be my valenslime!" |
Why did the cannibal
break up with his girlfriend?
She didn't suit his taste! |
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a great big kiss? |
Then there was the guy
who promised his girlfriend a diamond for Valentine's Day.
So he took her to a baseball park! |
What do you get when
dragons kiss?
Third degree burns of the lips! |
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