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What do farmers give
their wives on Valentine's Day?
Hogs and kisses! |
What would you get if
you crossed a monster with the god of love?
A stupid Cupid! |
Why did the pig give
his girlfriend a box of candy?
It was Valenswine's Day! |
Do skunks celebrate
Valentine's Day?
Sure, they're very scent-imental! |
What did the chocolate
syrup say to the ice cream?
"I'm sweet on you!" |
What did the French
chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A hug and a quiche! |
What did the paper clip
say to the magnet?
"I find you very attractive." |
What did the pencil
say to the paper?
"I dot my i's on you!" |
What did one pickle
say to the other?
"You mean a great dill to me." |
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! |
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