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What did the elephant
say to his girlfriend?
"I love you a ton!" |
What did the bat say
to his girlfriend?
"You're fun to hang around with." |
Did you hear about the
nearsighted porcupine?
He fell in love with a pincushion! |
What did one light bulb
say to the other?
"I love you a whole watt!" |
"I often think
about you, How about you?"
"Yes, I often think about me, too." |
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec to kiss your face! |
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