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What would you get if
you crossed a gorilla with the sixteenth U.S. president?
Ape Lincoln! |
Why did Abe Lincoln
grow a beard?
He wanted to look like that guy on the five-dollar bill. |
What would you get if
you crossed the sixteenth president with a famous slugger?
Babe Lincoln! |
Did Lincoln know that
the North would win the Civil
After a while, he took it for Grant-ed! |
Teacher: "John,
do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"
Student: "No, Miss Frump. I thought he lived in Washington!" |
Why did Lincoln wear
a tall, black hat?
To keep his head warm! |
What US president had
long legs, a beard, and an unusual smell?
Abraham Stincoln! |
Why was Abraham Lincoln
born in a log cabin?
Because it was too cold to be born outside! |
Why is Abraham Lincoln
like a bloodhound tracking someone?
They're both on the (s) cent! |
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