"Do
you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right
hand?"
" My right hand." " Amazing!Most people have to use the on/off switch."
Computer
helpline?
Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs website my computer
screen goes snow white....
Customer:
I cleaned my computer and now it doesn't work any more.
Repairman: What did you clean it with? Customer: Soap and water.
Repairman: Don't you know you're not supposed to touch a computer
with water? Customer: Oh, it wasn't the water that caused the problem...it
was the spin dryer!
Customer:
I think I've got a bug in my computer.
Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise? Customer: Yes.
Repairman: Then it must be a humbug!
Did
you hear about the monkey who left bits of his lunch all over
the computer?
His dad went bananas.
Does
the school computer have a brother?
No, but it's got lots of tran-sisters.
Excuse
me, this computer has a cake instead of a plug.
Yes, sir, it's a currant bun.
Helpline?
I've just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive!
Has the computer stopped working? No, but there's a lot of crackling.
How
did you get so good at computers?
I went to night school.
How
do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?
Hide their trainers.
