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What
do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into
your computer?
A sore finger. |
What's
the difference between your finger and a hammer?
I don't know!
Well, you're not using my computer keyboard then! |
When
do computers go to sleep?
When it's internight. |
Where
does an elephant carry its laptop?
In its trunk. |
Where
is the best place to buy computer software?
Washington C.D. |
Which
football team to you need to connect up your computer?
Leeds. |
Which
kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer? Black, Red
or Iced?
Iced Ink?
Well, yes you do, but I didn't want to mention it. |
Who
holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?
Click Turpin |
You're
spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had
your eyes checked?
No, they've always been blue! |
Who
sits on Cinderella's keyboard?
Buttons. |
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