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What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer?
A sore finger.
What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?
I don't know!
Well, you're not using my computer keyboard then!
When do computers go to sleep?
When it's internight.
Where does an elephant carry its laptop?
In its trunk.
Where is the best place to buy computer software?
Washington C.D.
Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?
Leeds.
Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer? Black, Red or Iced?
Iced Ink?
Well, yes you do, but I didn't want to mention it.
Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?
Click Turpin
You're spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked?
No, they've always been blue!
Who sits on Cinderella's keyboard?
Buttons.
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