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Did
you hear about the internit who spent so long on the web he
forgot to go to bed?
Eventually it dawned on him. |
First
internit: I'm a bit worried about letting you repair my expensive
computer.
Second internit: Don't worry, in all my years of repairing computers,
only one has ever blown up.
First internit: How many computers have you repaired, then?
Second internit: This will be my second. |
First
internit: There's a hole in the school computer screen.
Second internit: Don't worry, the science teacher is looking
into it. |
First
internit:: The CD ROM keeps falling out of my computer. What
can I use to keep it in?
Second internit: How about a paper bag?. |
Have
you heard about the two internits who got married?
They lived happily webber after. |
Have
you heard about the two internits who got married?
They were newlywebs. |
How
did the internit feel when he first started websurfing?
It was love at first site. |
How
do internits dance?
Slow, slow, click, click, slow. |
How
do internits read each other's minds?
Through e-s.p. |
How
do internits ride horses?
Site-saddle. |
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