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How
are you getting on with the Internet?
Surf far, so good. |
How
does Tom Sawyer surf the web?
On the Huckleberry Finn-ternet. |
I spent
the whole evening knotsurfing!
Don't you mean netsurfing?
No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer
up for ages! |
My dog
likes to sit down each evening and surf the Net.
What an intelligent animal!
Not really, it took the cat three weeks to teach him. |
Teacher:
If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet,
you'll be fat and useless when you grow up.
Pupil: Wow! You must have spent hours surfing when you were
a kid! |
What
happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing?
The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground. |
What
surfs the Internet and goes, 'Choo, Choo'?
Thomas the Search Engine. |
What's
green and scaly and surfs the web?
The Loch Net Monster! |
What's
hairy, dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full
moon?
The www.erewolf. |
Where
do web surfers dance?
At a netball. |
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