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Knock Knock
Who's there !
B-2 !
B-2 who ?
B-2 school on time !
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Who's there !
B-4 !
B-4 who ?
B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door !
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Who's there !
Bab !
Bab who ?
Bab Boone is a real ape !
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Who's there !
Baby !
Baby who ?
Baby love, my baby love.... !
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Who's there !
Baby Owl !
Baby Owl who ?
Baby Owl see you later, maybe I won't !
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Who's there !
Bach !
Bach who ?
Bach to work!
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Who's there !
Bach !
Bach who ?
Bach of sweets !
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Who's there !
Bacon !
Bacon who ?
Bacon a cake for your birthday !
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Who's there !
Badger !
Badger who ?
Badger cookies !
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Who's there !
Balanchine !
Balachine who ?
Balachine act !
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Who's there !
Balloon !
Balloon who ?
Balloon velvet !
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Who's there !
Baloney !
Baloney who ?
Baloney chase you if you're a matador !
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Who's there !
Banana !
Banana who ?
Banana split so ice creamed !
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Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
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Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Band !
Band who ?
Band in Boston !
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Who's there !
Bar-B-Q!
Bar-B-Q who ?
Bar-B-Q-t, but I think you're even cuter !
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Who's there !
Barbara !
Barbara who ?
Barbara black sheep, have you any wool...!
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Who's there !
Barber !
Barber who ?
Barberd wire !
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Who's there !
Barbie !
Barbie who ?
Barbie Q !
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Who's there !
Bargain !
Bargain who ?
Bargain up the wrong tree !
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Who's there !
Bark !
Bark who ?
Bark you car on the drive !
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Who's there !
Baron !
Baron who ?
Baron mind who you're talking to !
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Who's there !
Barrister !
Barrister who ?
Barristercratic !
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Who's there !
Barry !
Barry who ?
Barry the dead !
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Who's there !
Barry !
Barry who ?
Barry the treasure where no one will find it !
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Who's there !
Barry !
Barry who ?
Barry your bone in the garden, little dog !
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Who's there !
Bart !
Bart who ?
Bart-enders serve drinks !
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Who's there !
Bart !
Bart who ?
Bart up the wrong tree !
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Who's there !
Bashful !
Bashful who ?
I can't tell you, I'm so embarrassed !
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Who's there !
Basket !
Basket who ?
Basket home, it's nearly dark!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bass !
Bass who ?
Bass the salt and pepper please !
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Who's there !
Bass !
Bass who ?
Bass-ball, hot dogs, apple pie and Chevrolet !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bassoon !
Bassoon who ?
Bassoon things will be better !
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Who's there !
Bat !
Bat who ?
Bat you'll never guess!
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Who's there !
Bea !
Bea who ?
Beacause I'm worth it !
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Who's there !
Bea !
Bea who ?
Beat your head against a wall !
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Who's there !
Bea !
Bea who ?
Beatle Bailey !
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Who's there !
Bean !
Bean who ?
Bean working very hard today !
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Who's there !
Bean !
Bean who ?
Bean to any movies lately ?
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Who's there !
Bean !
Bean who ?
Bean fishing lately ?
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Who's there !
Beaver E !
Beaver E who ?
Beaver E quiet and nobody will find us !
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Who's there !
Becca !
Becca who ?
Becca the net !
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Who's there !
Beck !
Beck who ?
Beckfast of champions !
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Who's there !
Becka !
Becka who ?
Becka the bus is the best place to sit !
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Who's there !
Becker !
Becker who ?
Becker the devil you know !
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Who's there !
Bed !
Bed who ?
Bed you can't guess who I am!
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Who's there !
Bed !
Bed who ?
Bed you can't guess I've got a cold !
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Who's there !
Bee !
Bee who ?
Bee careful !
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Who's there !
Beef !
Beef who ?
Beef fair now !
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Who's there !
Beethoven !
Beethoven who ?
Beethoven is too hot !
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Who's there !
Beets !
Beets who ?
Beets me, but I just forgot the joke !
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Who's there !
Beets !
Beets who ?
Beets me !
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Who's there !
Beezer !
Beezer who ?
Beezer black and yellow and make honey !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beggar !
Beggar who ?
Beggar you don't know !
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Who's there !
Begonia !
Begonia who ?
Begonia bother me !
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Who's there !
Beirut !
Beirut who ?
Beirut force !
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Who's there !
Belinda !
Belinda who ?
Belinda church steeple !
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Who's there !
Belize !
Belize who ?
Belize yourself then !
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Who's there !
Belize !
Belize who ?
Belize in yourself !
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Who's there !
Bella !
Bella who ?
Bella bottom trousers !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bella !
Bella who ?
Bella the ball!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bella !
Bella who ?
Bella not-a work so I knock-a on-a de door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Belle !
Belle who ?
Belle-t up and open this door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bellows !
Bellows who ?
Bellows me some money can I have it please !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ben !
Ben who ?
Ben knocking on this door all morning !
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Who's there !
Ben !
Ben who ?
Ben away a long time !
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Who's there !
Ben !
Ben who ?
Ben out of shape !
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Who's there !
Ben and Anna!
Ben and Anna who ?
Ben and Anna split!
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Who's there !
Ben Hur!
Ben Hur who ?
Ben Hur an hour - let me in!
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Who's there !
Benin !
Benin who ?
Benin hell!
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Who's there !
Benin !
Benin who ?
Benin shopping lately ?

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Who's there !
Benjamin !
Benjamin who ?
Benjamin the blues !
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Who's there !
Benny !
Bennny who ?
Benny thing happening !
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Who's there !
Beppe !
Beppe who ?
Beppe Le Pew !
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Who's there !
Bera !
Bera who ?
Bera necessity !
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Who's there !
Berlin !
Berlin who ?
Berlin maiden over !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Berlin !
Berlin who ?
Berlin the water for my hard boiled eggs !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bernadette !
Bernadette who ?
Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bernie !
Bernie who ?
Bernie bridges !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bert !
Bert who ?
Bert the dinner !
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Who's there !
Bertha !
Bertha who ?
Bertha-day greetings !
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Who's there !
Beryl !
Beryl who ?
Beryl of beer !
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Who's there !
Bet !
Bet who ?
Bet you don't know who's knocking on your door !
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Who's there !
Beth !
Beth who ?
Beth wisheth, thweetie !
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Who's there !
Beth !
Beth who ?
Beth your bottom dollar !
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Who's there !
Bethany !
Bethany who ?
Bethany good movies recently !
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Who's there !
Betsy !
Betsy who ?
Betsy of all, it's a cadillac !
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Who's there !
Bette !
Bette who ?
Bette of roses!
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Who's there !
Bette !
Bette who ?
Bette of nails !
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Who's there !
Bette-lou !
Bette-lou who ?
Bette-lou a few pounds !
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Who's there !
Bettina !
Bettina who ?
Bettina minute you'll open this door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Betty !
Betty who ?
Betty ya don't know who this is !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Betty !
Betty who ?
Betty doesn't know who I am !
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Who's there !
Betty !
Betty who ?
Betty buy Birds Eye !
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Who's there !
Betty !
Betty who ?
Betty-bye !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Betty !
Betty who ?
Betty things to do than stand here, you know !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bhuto !
Bhuto who ?
Bhuto-n the other foot !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Biafra !
Biafra who ?
Biafra'id, be very afraid !
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Who's there !
Bibi !
Bibi who ?
Bibi Bibi Bunting ... !
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Who's there !
Bibi !
Bibi who ?
Bibi gun !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bigotry !
Bigotry who ?
Bigotry than the one in your garden !
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Who's there !
Bill !
Bill who ?
Bill-tup area !
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Who's there !
Bill !
Bill who ?
Bill for the human race !
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Who's there !
Bill !
Bill who ?
Bill of rights !
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Who's there !
Bill !
Bill who ?
Bill a better mousetrap !
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Who's there !
Billy Bragg !
Billy Bragg who ?
Billy Braggs too much, tell him to stop it !
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Who's there !
Bing !
Bing who ?
Bing down the house !
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Who's there !
Bingo !
Bingo who ?
Bingo'ng to come and see you for ages !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Biro !
Biro who ?
Biro light of the moon !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bison !
Bison who ?
Bison girl scout cookies !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bitter Bianca !
Bitter Bianca who ?
Bitter Bianca next train out of here, pardner !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bjork !
Bjork who ?
Bjork in the USSR !
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Who's there !
Bjorn !
Bjorn who ?
Bjorn with a silver spoon in his mouth !
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Who's there !
Bjorn !
Bjorn who ?
Bjorn Free !
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Who's there !
Blair !
Blair who ?
Blair play !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Blair !
Blair who ?
Blair of Greeks bearing gifts !
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Who's there !
Blanche !
Blanche who ?
Blanche not !
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Who's there !
Bless !
Bless who ?
I didn't sneeze !
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Who's there !
Blood !
Blood who ?
Blood brothers !
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Who's there !
Blue !
Blue who ?
Blue away with the wind !
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Who's there !
Blue !
Blue who ?
Blue your nose !
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Who's there !
Blue !
Blue who ?
Blue'tiful skin begins with Noxzema !
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Who's there !
Blur !
Blur who ?
Blur, it's cold and wet out here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bo !
Bo who ?
Bo Geste !
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Who's there !
Bobby !
Bobby who ?
Bobby-n up and down like this !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Boiler !
Boiler who ?
Boiler egg for four minutes !
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Who's there !
Boise !
Boise who ?
Boise ivy !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bolivia !
Boliva who ?
Boliva me, I know what I'm talking about !
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Who's there !
Bologna !
Bologna who ?
Bologna & cheese !
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Who's there !
Bolton !
Bolton who ?
Bolton braces !
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Who's there !
Bolton !
Bolton who ?
Bolton the door !
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Who's there !
Bolzano !
Bolzano who ?
Bolzano the door !
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Who's there !
Bond !
Bond who ?
Bond to succeed !
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Who's there !
Bones !
Bones who ?
Bones upon a time... !
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Who's there !
Bonnie !
Bonnie who ?
Bonnie by soloflex !
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Who's there !
Boo !
Boo who ?
Just Boo ! I'm a ghost !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Boo !
Boo who ?
Don't cry it's only a joke !
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Who's there !
Bootie !
Bootie who ?
Bootieful downtown Burbank !
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Who's there !
Borg !
Borg who ?
Borg standard !
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Who's there !
Borg !
Borg who ?
Borg out of my mind !
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Who's there !
Boris !
Boris who ?
Boris with more knock knock jokes !
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Who's there !
Bosnia !
Bosnia who ?
Bosnia bell here earlier !
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Who's there !
Bossy !
Bossy who ?
Bossy just fired me !
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Who's there !
Bowl !
Bowl who ?
Bowl me over !
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Who's there !
Boyzone !
Boyzone who ?
Boyzone adventures !
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Who's there !
Brad !
Brad who ?
Brad news I'm afraid !
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Who's there !
Brazil !
Brazil who ?
Brazil support a girls chest !
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Who's there !
Brendan !
Brendan who ?
Brendan an ear to what I have to say !
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Who's there !
Brent !
Brent who ?
Brent out of shape !
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Who's there !
Brewster !
Brewster who ?
Brewsters can wake you up in the morning singing cock-a-doodle doo !
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Who's there !
Brian !
Brian who ?
Brian drain !
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Who's there !
Bride !
Bride who ?
Bride and Prejudice !
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Who's there !
Bridget !
Bridget who ?
Bridget the end of the world !
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Who's there !
Bridget !
Bridget who ?
London Bridget, is falling down, falling down... !
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Who's there !
Bridie !
Bridie who ?
Bridie light of the silvery moon !
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Who's there !
Brie !
Brie who ?
Brie me my supper !
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Who's there !
Brigham !
Brigham who ?
Drigham back my sunshine back to me... !
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Who's there !
Brighton !
Brighton who ?
Brighton-der the light of the moon !
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Who's there !
Briony !
Briony who ?
Briony, beautiful sea !
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Who's there !
Bronte !
Bronte who ?
Bronte of the blow !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Brook !
Brook who ?
Brook-lyn bridge !
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Who's there !
Brother !
Brother who ?
Brother-ation, I've forgotten your name !
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Who's there !
Bruce !
Bruce who ?
I Bruce easily, don't hit me !
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Who's there !
Bruno !
Bruno who ?
Bruno more tea for me !
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Who's there !
Bubbles !
Bubbles who ?
Bubbles, bangles, and beads...!
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Who's there !
Buckle !
Buckle who ?
Buckle get you a drink but not much else !
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Who's there !
Bud !
Bud who ?
Budweiser, the King of Beers !
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Who's there !
Bud !
Bud who ?
Bud, sweat and tears !
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Who's there !
Buddha !
Buddha who ?
Buddha this slice of bread for me !
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Who's there !
Buddy !
Buddy who ?
Buddyfingers !
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Who's there !
Buffer !
Buffer who ?
Buffer you can say Jack Robinson !
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Who's there !
Bug !
Bug who ?
Bug Rodgers !
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Who's there !
Bug !
Bug who ?
Bug-sy Malone !
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Who's there !
Buggy !
Buggy who ?
Buggy Jean is not my lover !
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Who's there !
Bull !
Bull who ?
Bull the chain when your done !
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Who's there !
Bullet !
Bullet who ?
Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry !
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Who's there !
Bully !
Bully who ?
Bully Jean is not my lover !
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Who's there !
Bumbry !
Bumbry who ?
Bumbry tuna !
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Who's there !
Bun !
Bun who ?
Bun-nies make lovely pets !
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Who's there !
Bunny !
Bunny who ?
Bunny thing is, I've forgotten now !
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Who's there !
Burglar !
Burglar who ?
Burglars don't knock !
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Who's there !
Burns !
Burns who ?
Burns me up !
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Who's there !
Burton !
Burton who ?
Burton in the hand is worth two in the bush !
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Who's there !
Bush !
Bush who ?
Bush your money where your mouth is !
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Who's there !
Buster !
Buster who ?
Buster tire, can I use your phone !
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Who's there !
Buster !
Buster who ?
Buster blood vessel !
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Who's there !
Buster !
Buster who ?
Buster the cemetery, please !
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Who's there !
Butch !
Butch who ?
Butch your arms around me !
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Who's there !
Butcher !
Butcher who ?
Butcher your arms around me !
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Who's there !
Butcher !
Butcher who ?
Butcher left leg in, your left leg out..!
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Who's there !
Butcher !
Butcher who ?
Butcher money where your mouth is !
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Who's there !
Butter !
Butter who ?
 Butter wrap up - it's cold out here !
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Who's there !
Butter !
Butter who ?
 Butter be quick, I have to go to the bathroom !
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Who's there !
Butter !
Butter who ?
 Butter bring an umbrella, it looks like it might rain !
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Who's there !
Button !
Button who ?
Button in is not polite !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Byron !
Byron who ?
Byron new suit !
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