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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
P !
P who ?
P Nuts are an elephants favorite treat ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Pablo !
Pablo who ?
Pablo your horn ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Paine !
Paine who ?
Paine in the neck ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Pam !
Pam who ?
Pam-per yourself ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Pammy !
Pammy who ?
Pammy the key, the door is locked ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Panon !
Panon who ?
Panon my intrusion ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Panther !
Panther who ?
Panther what you wear on your legth ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Paris !
Paris who ?
Paris the thought ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Paris !
Paris who ?
Paris good but I prefer
apple ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Paris !
Paris who ?
Paris the salt please
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Parrot !
Parrot who ?
Parrot you live here ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Parsley !
Parsley who ?
Parsley the sauce please
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Parton !
Parton who ?
Parton my French ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Passion !
Passion who ?
Just Passion by and thought I'd pop in ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Passion !
Passion who ?
Passion through and I thought I'd say hello! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Pasta !
Pasta who ?
Pasta salt please ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Pastille !
Pastille who ?
Pastille long road you'll
find a village ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Pasture !
Pasture who ?
Pasture bedtime isn't
it ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Pat !
Pat who ?
Pat up your troubles in your old kit bag ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Pat !
Pat who ?
Pat loose ends ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Pat !
Pat who ?
Pat sixes and sevens ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Pat !
Pat who ?
Pat yourself on the back ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Patrick !
Patrick who ?
Patricked me into coming
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Patsy !
Patsy who ?
Patsy dog on the head, he likes it ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Patty !
Patty who ?
Patty cake, patty cake,
bakers man ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Paul !
Paul who ?
Paul a fast one ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Paul !
Paul who ?
Paul aboard Amtrak ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Paul !
Paul who ?
Paul balled up ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Paul !
Paul who ?
Paul Aidy, she tripped and fell in the mud ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Paul !
Paul who ?
Paul shook up ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Paul !
Paul who ?
Paul hard, the door's stuck again ! |
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Paul !
Paul who ?
Paul up a chair and I'll tell you !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Paul and Portia !
Paul and Portia who ?
Paul and Portia door to open it ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Paula !
Paula who ?
Paula up the door handle will you and let me in ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Paulie !
Paulie who ?
Paulie fast one ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Pear !
Pear who ?
Pear of shoes ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Peas !
Peas who ?
Peas got the whole world
in his hands ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Peas !
Peas who ?
Peas of the rock ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Pears !
Pears who ?
Pears the party ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Pecan !
Pecan who ?
Pecan work it out ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Pecan !
Pecan who ?
Pecan somebody your own size ! |
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Peg !
Peg who ?
Peg your pardon, I've
got the wrong door !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Peggy !
Peggy who ?
Peggy order ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Pen !
Pen who ?
Pen-t up emotions ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Pencil !
Pencil who ?
Your pencil fall down
if the elastic goes ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Penny !
Penny who ?
Penny for your thoughts
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Penny !
Penny who ?
Pennysylvania Station
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Pepper !
Pepper who ?
Pepper up for the cheerleading
rally ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Pepperoni !
Pepperoni who ?
Pepperoni makes me sneeze
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Pepsi !
Pepsi who ?
Pepsi through the keyhole
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Percy !
Percy who ?
Percy Vere and you'll
succeed ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Perry !
Perry who ?
Perry well, thank you
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Personal !
Personal who ?
Personal catch their
death of cold out here ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Perth !
Perth who ?
Perth full of money! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Perth !
Perth who ?
Perth your lips and
whistle ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Peru !
Peru who ?
Peru your point ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Petal !
Petal who ?
Petal fast, it's a steep
hill ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Peter !
Peter who ?
Peter bread and butter
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Petey !
Petey who ?
Petey Q ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Petunia !
Petunia who ?
Petunia and me, there's
only a door ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Pfeiffer !
Pfeiffer who ?
Pfeiffer hours to Australia
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Pharaoh !
Pharaoh who ?
Pharaoh enough ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Phineas !
Phineas who ?
Phineas thing happened on the way to the forum ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Phil !
Phil who ?
Phil it to the rim with Brim ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Phil !
Phil who ?
Phil up my hot water bottle, I'm cold ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Phil !
Phil who ?
Philthy lucre ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Philip !
Philip who ?
Philip the tank, I've got a long way to go ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Philip !
Philip who ?
Philip my glass will you please ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Philippa !
Philippa who ?
Philippa will you, I need a bath ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Phineas !
Phineas who ?
Phineas thing happened to me on the way here ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Phoebe !
Phoebe who ?
Phoebe too high for us to pay ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Phoebe !
Phoebe who ?
Phoebe too expensive for me ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Phone !
Phone who ?
Phone I'd known it was
you ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Phyllis !
Phyllis who !
Phyllis in on the news
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Piaf !
Piaf who ?
Piaf your bills ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Piano !
Piano who ?
Piano ferries ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Pickle !
Pickle who ?
Pickle little flower and give it to your mother ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Pickle !
Pickle who ?
Oh, that's my favorite wind instrument ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Pierre !
Pierre who ?
Pierre at 6pm and I'll
tell you ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Pierre !
Pierre who ?
Pierre through the keyhole,
you'll see ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Pigment !
Pigment who ?
Pigment a lot to me
and now he's gone ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Pill !
Pill who ?
Yes please, and a sheet to go with it ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Pina !
Pina who ?
Pina long time since
I've seen you! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Pinafore !
Pinafore who ?
Pinafore your thought
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ping Pong !
Ping Pong who ?
Ping Pong ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ping Pong !
Ping Pong who ?
Ping Pong the witch is dead.... ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Pinza !
Pinza who ?
Pinza needles ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Pits !
Pits who ?
Pits my party and I'll
cry if I want to ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Pizza !
Pizza who ?
Pizza cake would be
great right now ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Pizza !
Pizza who ?
Pizza the pie ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Plane !
Plane who ?
Plane dumb won't save
you ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Plato !
Plato who ?
Plato fish and chips
please ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Plums !
Plums who ?
Plums me that we'll
always be friends ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Poker !
Poker who ?
Poker and see if she's
awake ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Police !
Police who ?
Police open the door.
I have to go to the bathroom ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Police !
Police who ?
Police open up the door
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Polly !
Polly who ?
Polly the other one,
it's got bells on it ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Pollyanna !
Pollyanna who ?
Pollyanna bad kid when
you get to know her ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Pop !
Pop who ?
Pop over to the shop
for me ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Poppy !
Poppy who ?
Poppy-n anytime you
like ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Porpoise !
Porpoise who ?
Porpoise of my visit
is just to say hello ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Portia !
Portia who ?
Portia the door, it's
stuck ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Porthos !
Porthos who ?
Porthos drinks, I'm
thirsty ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Posa !
Posa who ?
Posa question ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Posie !
Posie who ?
Posie hard questions
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Possum !
Possum who ?
Possum peace pipe ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Prussia !
Prussia who ?
Prussia cooker ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Puck !
Puck who ?
Puck-er up I'm going
to kiss you ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Pudding !
Pudding who ?
Pudding on your shoes
before your trousers is a bad idea ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Pulp !
Pulp who ?
Pulp hard on the door,
it's stiff ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Pumpkin !
Pumpkin who ?
Pumpkin can get you
water ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Punch !
Punch who ?
Not me - I just got
here ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Puss !
Puss who ?
Puss your bike, it's
safer ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Pyjamas !
Pyjamas who?
Pyjamas around me and
hold me tight ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Pylon !
Pylon who ?
Pylon the coats, it's
freezing out here ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Python !
Python who ?
Python with your pocket
money ! |
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