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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
R-2 !
R-2 who ?
R-2, or not !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rabbit !
Rabbit who ?
Rabbit up carefully, it's a present !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Radio !
Radio who ?
Radio not, here I come !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rain !
Rain who ?
Rain dear, you know, Rudolph the red noses rain dear!
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Raleigh !
Raleigh who ?
Raleigh round the flag boys !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Ralph !
Ralph who ?
Ralph ! Ralph ! Ralph ! I'm your puppy-dog !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Randy !
Randy who ?
Randy four minute mile !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rapunzel !
Rapunzel who ?
Rapunzel troubles in your old kit bag.... !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Raoul !
Raoul who ?
Raoul with the punches !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Raoul !
Raoul who ?
Raoul of law !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Rapunzel !
Rapunzel who ?
Rapunzel troubles in your old kitbag and smile, smile, smile !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Rather !
Rather who ?
Rather not !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Rattlesnake !
Rattlesnake who ?
Rattlesnake a big difference !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ray !
Ray who ?
Ray drops keep falling on my head !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ray !
Ray who ?
Rayders of the Lost Ark !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ray !
Ray who ?
Ray-member me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ray !
Ray who ?
Ray-ning cats and dogs !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Raymond !
Raymond who ?
Raymond me again to buy some sweets !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Razor !
Razor who ?
Razor hands, this is a stick up !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Reagan !
Reagan who ?
Reagan maniac !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Recorder !
Recorder who ?
Recoder the show for me tonight will you please !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Red !
Red who ?
Reddy Teddy !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Red !
Red who ?
Reddy, aim, fire !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Red !
Red who ?
Red peppers. Isn't that a hot one !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Reed !
Reed who ?
Reed between the lines !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Reed !
Reed who ?
Reedturn to sender, address unknown !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rena !
Rena who ?
Rena this bell doesn't do any good !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Renata !
Renata who ?
Renata milk, could I borrow some !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Renato !
Renato who ?
Renato gas last night !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rene !
Rene who ?
Rene the marathon !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Reuben !
Reuben who ?
Reuben my eyes !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rhoda !
Rhoda who ?
Rhoda boat as fast as you can !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rhoda !
Rhoda who ?
Row, Row, Rhoda boat... !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rhonda !
Rhonda who ?
Rhonda bend !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rhona !
Rhona who ?
Rhona-round town !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Richard !
Richard who ?
Richard poor have little in common !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Ridya !
Ridya who ?
Ridya bike and you'll get there quicker !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Ringo !
Ringo who ?
Ringo fire !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Ringo !
Ringo who ?
Ringo round the roses !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Ringo !
Ringo who ?
Ringo-f truth !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rio !
Rio who ?
Rio-rrange your bedroom please !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Riot !
Riot who ?
Riot on time here I am !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rita !
Rita who ?
Rita good book, you might learn something !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rita !
Rita who ?
Rita novel !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Roach !
Roach who ?
Roach out and touch someone !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Robert !
Robert who ?
Roberts and burglars will rob you blind !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Robin !
Robin who ?
Robin the pantry is wrong !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Robin !
Robin who ?
Robin the piggy bank again !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Robin !
Robin who ?
Robin your house !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rockies !
Rockies who ?
Rockies my favourite type of music !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rocky !
Rocky who ?
Rocky bye baby on the tree top...!
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Roland !
Roland who ?
Roland butter please !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Roland !
Roland who ?
Roland Stone gathers no moss !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rolf !
Rolf who ?
Rolf out the barrel !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rome !
Rome who ?
Rome is where the heart is !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Romeo !
Romeo who ?
Romeo-ver to the other side of the lake !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Ron !
Ron who ?
Ron the gauntlet !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Ron !
Ron who ?
Ron dinnertime, give me a call !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rona !
Rona who ?
Rona the mill !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rosa !
Rosa who ?
Rosa carrots grow in our garden !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rosa !
Rosa who ?
Rosa corn grow in a field !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rose !
Rose who ?
Rosealie, I love yous !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rosie !
Rosie who ?
Rosie-lea is the best cuppa in the morning !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rosina !
Rosina who ?
Rosina vase !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rothschild !
Rothschild who ?
Rothschild is very clever !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rover !
Rover who ?
Rover the hill !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Roxanne !
Roxanne who ?
Roxanne pebbles are all over this beach !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Roxanne !
Roxanne who ?
Roxanne your head or something !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Roxie !
Roxie who ?
Roxie horrow picture show !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Royal !
Royal who ?
Royal give you a lift if you ask !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
R.U. !
R.U. who ?
R.U. really as silly as you look !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rube !
Rube who ?
Rubedolph, red-nosed reindeer !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rudi !
Rudi who ?
Rudi toot !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rufus !
Rufus who ?
Rufus leaking and I'm getting wet !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rupert !
Rupert who ?
Rupert your left arm in, your left arm out ....!
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Russell !
Russell who ?
Russell up something to eat !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Russia !
Russia who ?
Russia though you meal and you'll be sick !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Russian !
Russian who ?
Russian about makes me tired !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Ruth !
Ruth who ?
Ruth of the matter is !

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Ryder !
Ryder who ?
Ryder fast on your bike !

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