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Knock
Knock Jokes "S" |
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
S-2 !
S-2 who ?
S-2 be a morning after
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
S !
S who ?
SOS !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sabina !
Sabina who ?
Sabina a long time since
I've seen you !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sacha !
Sacha who ?
Sacha lot of questions
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sacha !
Sacha who ?
Sacha fuss, just because
I knocked on your door ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Saddam !
Saddam who ?
Saddam and shut up !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sadie !
Sadie who ?
Sadie ten times table
twice !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sadie !
Sadie who ?
Sadie Pledge of Allegiance
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Safari !
Safari who ?
Safari so good !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Saffron !
Saffron who ?
Saffron a chair and
it collapsed !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sal !
Sal who ?
Sal-ong way to Tipperary....!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Salamander !
Salamander who ?
Salamander a raise !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Salami !
Salami who ?
Salami in already !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sally !
Sally who ?
Sallybrate the moments
of your life !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sally !
Sally who ?
Sally days !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sally !
Sally who ?
Sally dance !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Salmon !
Salmon who ?
Salmonenchanted evening
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Salome !
Salome who ?
Salome and cheese ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sam !
Sam who ?
Sam person who knocked
on the door last time ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sam !
Sam who ?
Sam Francisco, here
I come ! |
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sam !
Sam who ?
Sam day you'll recognise
me !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sam & Janet !
Sam & Janet who ?
Sam & Janet evening,
you will meet a stranger... !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Samantha !
Samantha who ?
Samantha baby have gone
to town !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sammy !
Sammy who ?
Sammy better directions
and I'll get here faster !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Samson !
Samson who ?
Samson you turned out
to be !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Samuel !
Samuel who ?
Sameul be famous one
day !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Samuel !
Samuel who ?
Samuel sure is stubborn
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
San Francisco !
San Francisco ?
San Francisco to the
shops to get some sweets !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sandra !
Sandra who ?
Sandra-bout your toes
at the beach !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sandy !
Sandy who ?
Sandy locksmith to get
this door open !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sandy !
Sandy who ?
Sandy door, I just got
a splinter !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Santa !
Santa who ?
Santa email but you
never replied !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Santa !
Santa who ?
Santa forward in our
team was ill today !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sara !
Sara who ?
Sara 'nother way in
?!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sarah !
Sarah who ?
Sarah 'nother way into
this building ? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sarah !
Sarah who ?
Sarah doctor in the
house ? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sarajevo !
Sarajevo who ?
Sarajevo beautiful performance
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sari !
Sari who ?
Sari I was sarong ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Saturn !
Saturn who ?
Saturnday Night Fever
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sauce !
Sauce who ?
Sauce together, now
she'll tell everyone !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Saul !
Saul who ?
Saul the King's horses
and all the King's men... !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Savannah !
Savannah who ?
Savannah you going to
open this door !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Says !
Says who ?
Says me, that's who ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Scargill !
Scargill who ?
Scargill not go any
faster !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Schachter !
Schachter who ?
Schachter Ripper. Feel
like cutting up ?
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Schatzi !
Schatzi who ?
Schatzi way to do it
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Schatzi !
Schatzi who ?
Schatzi way the ball
bounces !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Schicchi !
Schicchi who ?
Schicchi clean !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Schipa !
Schipa who ?
Schipa rope !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Schubert !
Schubert who ?
Schubert I can !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Scissor !
Scissor who ?
Scissor and Cleopatra
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Scold !
Scold who ?
Scold enough for snow ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Scold !
Scold who ?
Scold outside ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Scotland !
Scotland who ?
Scotland on his head,
quick call an ambulance !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Scott !
Scott who ?
Scott nothing to do
with you !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Scott !
Scott who ?
Scott to be the morning
after !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Scully !
Scully who ?
Scully-wag !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sebastian !
Sebastian who ?
Sebastion of the community
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Senior !
Senior who ?
Senior so nosy, I'm
not going to tell you ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Senor !
Senor who ?
Senor mother out and
let me in !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Senta !
Senta who ?
Senta letter by Express
Mail !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Seoul !
Seoul who ?
Seoul food !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Serena !
Serena who ?
Serena round the corner
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Serena !
Serena who ?
Serena round Saturn
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Serpent !
Serpent who ?
Serpents are working
hard sir !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Seseme !
Seseme who ?
Seseme out here, now
let me in !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Seth !
Seth who ?
Seth me, and what I
seth goes !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Seven !
Seven who ?
Seven knows !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Seville !
Seville who ?
Seville row suit!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Seville !
Seville who ?
Seville you play with
me ?!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Seymour !
Seymour who ?
Seymour if you look
out of the window !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Seymour !
Seymour who ?
Seymour if you have
a pane of glass in your door !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Seymour !
Seymour who ?
Seymour if you open
the door !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sharon !
Sharon who ?
Sharon share alike!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sheep !
Sheep who ?
Sheep-ritty do you think
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sheik !
Sheik who ?
Sheil-speare married
an Avon lady !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sheik and Geisha !
Sheik and Geisha who ?
Sheilk and Geisha'll
find !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sheila !
Sheila who ?
Sheila be coming round
the mountains when she comes... !!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Shelby !
Shelby who ?
Shelby comin' round
the mountain when she comes.. !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Shelly Cohn!
Shelly Cohn who ?
Shelly Cohn carne !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sherbert !
Sherbert who ?
Sherbert forest is where
Robin Hood lived !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sherlock !
Sherlock who ?
Sherlock your door -
someone could break in !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sherry !
Sherry who ?
Sherry your lunch and
I'll be your best friend !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sherry !
Sherry who ?
Sherry dance ? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sheryl Crow !
Sheryl Crow who ?
Sheryl Crow to the cinema
tonight !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sherwood !
Sherwood who !
Sherwood like to come
in ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sherwood !
Sherwood who !
Sherwood like to meet
you ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Shields !
Shields who ?
Shields say anything
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Shirley !
Shirley who ?
Shirley you must know
me by now !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Shoe !
Shoe who ?
Shoe, you, you're annoying
me ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Shoe !
Shoe who ?
Shoe the moon ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Shoes !
Shoes who ?
Shoes me, I didn't mean
to bump into you ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Shower !
Shower who ?
Shower you care, send
her some chocolates ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Shura !
Shura who ?
Shura everything ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sibyl !
Sibyl who ?
Sibyl Simon met a pieman going to the fair ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sicily !
Sicily who ?
Sicily question! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sid !
Sid who !
Sid down and have a
cup of tea ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sienna !
Sienna who ?
Sienna good at the movies
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Signor !
Signor who ?
Signor light on, so
I knocked ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sigrid !
Sigrid who ?
Sigrid service - open
up ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Simmy !
Simmy who ?
Simmy a Christmas card
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Simon !
Simon who ?
Simon the other side
o the door, if you opened it, you'd see !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Simon !
Simon who ?
Simon the dotted line
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sinatra !
Sinatra who ?
Sinatra be a law !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sincerely !
Sincerely who ?
Sincerely this morning
I've been waiting for you to open this door ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sinead !
Sinead who ?
Sinead in the grass
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sinbad !
Sinbad who ?
Sinbad and you'll never
get to heaven !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sinker !
Sinker who ?
Sinker swim, it's up
to you !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sir !
Sir who ?
Sir View right !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sis !
Sis who ?
Sis any way to treat
a friend ?
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Six !
Six who ?
Six eduacation !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sizzle !
Sizzle who ?
Sizzle hurt me more
than it will hurt you !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sleepy !
Sleepy who ?
Sleepying like a log
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sloane !
Sloane who ?
Sloanely outside, let
me in ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Smarties !
Smarties who ?
Smartiest kid in the
class ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Smee !
Smee who ?
Smee, your neighbour
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Snake !
Snake who ?
Snake a run for it ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sneezy !
Sneezy who ?
Sneezy as pie !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Snickers !
Snickers who ?
Snickers at me because
I'm so small ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Snow !
Snow who ?
Snow business like show
business ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Snow !
Snow who ?
Snow business of yours
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Snow !
Snow who ?
Snow use, I've lost
the little card with my name on it !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Socket !
Socket who ?
Socket to me !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Soda !
Soda who ?
Soda socks, they're
full of holes !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Soda !
Soda who ?
Soda you !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sofa !
Sofa who ?
Sofa we haven't made
any mistakes !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sofa !
Sofa who ?
Sofa so good !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sofia !
Sofia who ?
Sofia me, I'm hungry
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Soldier !
Soldier who ?
Soldier bike yet ? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sonata !
Sonata who ?
Sonata such a big deal
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sondheim !
Sondheim who ?
Sondheim soon we'll
meet again ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sonia !
Sonia who ?
Sonia bird in a gilded
cage !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sonia !
Sonia who ?
Sonia foot, I can smell
it from here !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sonia !
Sonia who ?
Sonia paperboy making
a delivery !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sondheim !
Sondheim who ?
Sondheim soon !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sonia !
Sonia who ?
Sonia be another year
older !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sonny !
Sonny who ?
Sonny outside isn't
it ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sophia !
Sophia who ?
Sophia the cat before
dinner !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sonia !
Sonia who ?
Sonia paper moon...
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sophie !
Sophie who ?
Sophie come to the end
of the lesson ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sorrel !
Sorrel who ?
Sorrel about the mess
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Soup !
Soup who ?
Superman !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Snow !
Snow who ?
Snow good asking me
- I don't know ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Snow !
Snow who ?
Snow use, I've forgotten
my key again ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Spain !
Spain who ?
Spain to have to keep
knocking on this door !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sparkle !
Sparkle who ?
Sparkle start a fire
if you're not careful !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sparrow !
Sparrow who ?
Sparrow little change
? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Specter !
Specter who ?
Specter Columbo. You're
under arrest !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Spell !
Spell who ?
Spelling test ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sphinx !
Sphinx who ?
Sphinx your tie, it's
crooked !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Spice !
Spice who ?
Spice, the final frontier
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Spider !
Spider who ?
I spider with
my little eye ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Spider !
Spider who ?
Spider when she thought
I wasn't looking ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Spider !
Spider who ?
Spider what everyone
says. I like you !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Spillane !
Spillana who ?
Spillane that knock
knock joke !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Spock !
Spock who ?
Spock louder !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Spook !
Spook who ?
Spook -etti !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Spook !
Spook who ?
Spook only when you
are spoken to !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Stacey !
Stacey who ?
Stacey what happens
next !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Stacey !
Stacey who ?
Stacey'ted until the
bus stops !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Stalin !
Stalin who ?
Stalin for time !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Stan !
Stan who ?
Stan your ground ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Stan !
Stan who ?
Stan back, I'm knocking
the door down ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Stan !
Stan who ?
Stan back, I'm going
to sneeze ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Stan !
Stan who ?
Stan by your man ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Stan !
Stan who ?
Stan back, I'm coming
through ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Stan !
Stan who ?
Stan back or I'll shoot! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Stan and Della !
Stan and Della who ?
Stan and Dellaver ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Stanton !
Stanton who ?
Stanton here in the
cold is no fun !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Stanton !
Stanton who ?
Stanton here answering
questions is no fun !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Statue !
Statue who ?
Statue ?. This is me.
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Steber !
Steber who ?
Steber chase !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Stefan !
Stefan who ?
Stefan it quick before
it bites me !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Stella !
Stella who ?
Stella no answer at
the door !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Stella !
Stella who ?
Stella want to go home
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Stepfather !
Step father who ?
One stepfather and I'll
be in !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Stepfather !
Step father who ?
One stepfather and I'll
let you have it !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Stephanie !
Stephanie who ?
Stephanie gas, we're
running late ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Steve !
Steve who ?
Steve upper lip !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Steven !
Steven who ?
Steven the walls have
ears !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Stevie !
Stevie who ?
Stevie on ?
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Stones !
Stones who ?
Stones sober !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Stopwatch !
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch your doing
right now ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Stork !
Stork who ?
Stork up on your supplies I'm coming to stay ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Street !
Street who ?
Street to go out to
dinner !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Stu !
Stu who ?
Stu late to ask questions ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Stubborn !
Stubborn who ?
Stubborn your toe really hurts ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sturdy !
Sturdy who ?
Study pot before it burns ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sue !
Sue who ?
Sue Z Q ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sue !
Sue who ?
Sue whomever you want
!
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sultan !
Sultan who ?
Sultan pepper !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sumi !
Sumi who ?
Sumi, Sumi, what can
you do me, I love you ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Summer !
Summer who ?
Summer good, summer
bad !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Summertime !
Summertime who ?
Summertime you can be
a big pest !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sunday !
Sunday who ?
Sunday in the future you'll just let me in ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Supergrass !
Supergrass who ?
Supergrass on your lawn
!
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sven !
Sven who ?
Sven Brides for Seven
Brothers ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Swede !
Swede who ?
Swede Adeline ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Swede !
Swede who ?
Swede smell of success
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sweden !
Sweden who ?
Sweden the coffee !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sweden !
Sweden who ?
Sweden sour is my favourite
chinese meal !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sy !
Sy who ?
Sycho ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sybil !
Sybil who ?
Sybil Simon met a pieman...
!
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Sybil !
Sybil who ?
Sybil-ing rivalry !
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