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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tad !
Tad who ?
Tad's all folks ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tad !
Tad who ?
Tad old black magic
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tailor !
Tailor who ?
Tailor head, you call
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Taipei !
Taipei who ?
Taipei sixty words a
minute is pretty fast ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Talbot !
Talbot who ?
Talbot too thin ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tamara !
Tamara who ?
Tamara is Tuesday, today
is Monday ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tamara !
Tamara who ?
Tamara the world ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tammy !
Tammy who ?
Tammycles' sword ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tamsin !
Tamsin who ?
Tamsin time again I
came to the wrong house ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tank !
Tank who ?
My pleasure ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tank !
Tank who ?
Your welcome ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tango !
Tango who ?
Tango faster than this
if you want ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tania !
Tania who ?
Tania self round, you'll
see ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tara !
Tara who ?
Tara-ra boom-de-ay! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tarzan !
Tarzan who ?
Tarzan stripes forever
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tariq !
Tariq who ?
Tariq of perfume will
put anyone off ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tauber !
Tauber who ?
Tauber inferno ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Teacher !
Teacher who ?
Teacher to go knocking
on my door in the middle of the night ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Teachers !
Teachers who ?
Teachers for the red
white and blue. Hip hip.. ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Teddy !
Teddy who ?
Teddy is the beginning
of the rest of your life ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Teheran !
Teheran who ?
Teheran and look me
in the eye ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Teheran !
Teheran who ?
Teheran up the road
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Telly !
Telly who ?
Telly your friend to
come out ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ten !
Ten who ?
Ten to your own business
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tennessee !
Tennessee who ?
Tennessee you tonight
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tennessee !
Tennessee who ?
Tennessee is played
at Wimbledon ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tennis !
Tennis who ?
Tennis five plus five
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Teresa !
Teresa who ?
Teresa green ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Termite !
Termite who ?
Termite be something
wrong with your glasses, it's me! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Termite !
Termite who ?
Termite's the night
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Terry !
Terry who ?
Terry's nothing like
a dame ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tex !
Tex who ?
Texedo Junction ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tex !
Tex who ?
Tex two to tango ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Texas !
Texas who ?
Texas are getting higher
every year ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Thad !
Thad who ?
Thad's the way, uh-huh,
uh-huh, I like it ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Thaddeus !
Thaddeus who ?
To be or not to be,
thaddeus the question ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Thais !
Thais who ?
Thais an interesting
cuisine ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Thatcher !
Thatcher who ?
Thatcher could get away
with it ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Thayer !
Thayer who ?
Thayer thorry and I
won't throw thisth pie in your face ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Thayer !
Thayer who ?
Thayer sorry and I won't
tell teacher ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Thea !
Thea who ?
Thea later, alligator
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Thelma !
Thelma who ?
Thelma your soul ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Thelonius !
Thelonius who ?
Thelonius kid in town
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Theodore !
Thedore who ?
Theodore wasn't open
so I knocked-knocked ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Theodore !
Thedore who ?
Theodore is shut, please
open it ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Theresa!
Theresa who ?
Theresa green ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Theresa!
Theresa who ?
Theresa fly in my soup
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Therese !
Therese who ?
Therese many a slip
twixt the cup and the lip ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Thermos !
Thermos who ?
Thermos be a better
knock knock joke than this ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Thermos !
Thermos who ?
Thermos be a better
way ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Theron !
Theron who ?
Therinheit or Centigrade,
I always get mixed up !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Thighs !
Thighs who ?
Thighs the limit ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Thistle !
Thistle who ?
Thistle be the last
time I knock on this door ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Thomas !
Thomas who ?
Thomas happy fella ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Three !
Three who ?
Three surgeon ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Throat !
Throat who ?
Throat to me ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Throne !
Throne who ?
Throne out the baby
with the bathwater ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Thrush !
Thrush who ?
Thrushow must go on
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Thumb !
Thumb who ?
Thumb like it hot and
thumb like it cold ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Thumpin !
Thumping who ?
Thumping green and slimy
is climbing up your back ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Thurston !
Thurston who ?
Thurston and hungerin'
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tibet !
Tibet who ?
Early Tibet and early
to rise ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tic tac !
Tic tac who ?
Tic tac paddy whack,
give the dog a bone ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tick !
Tick who ?
Tick em up and give
me all your money ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tiffany !
Tiffany who ?
Tiffany rubbish out
the bin will you ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tillie !
Tillie who ?
Tillie comes I'm going
to wait here ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tillie Bell !
Tillie who ?
Tillie end of time ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tilly !
Tilly who ?
Tilly leans to be polite
he can wait outside ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tilly !
Tilly who ?
Tilly-vision is my favourite
invention ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tim !
Tim who ?
Tim after time ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tim !
Tim who ?
Tim you got scared ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tina !
Tina who ?
Tina salmon ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tinker Bell !
Tinker Bell who ?
Tinker Bell is out of
order ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tish !
Tish who ?
That's good for blowing
your nose ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tito !
Tito who ?
Titotaler ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Titus !
Titus who ?
Titus it can be ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Toast !
Toast who ?
Toast where the days
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tobias !
Tobias who ?
Tobias a pig, that's
why I went to market ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Toby !
Toby who ?
Tobyacco Road ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Toby !
Toby who ?
Toby or not toby, that
is the question ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Toffee !
Toffee who ?
Toffee-l loved is great
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tolkien !
Tolkien who ?
Tolkiens get you on
the subway ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tommorr !
Tommorr who ?
Got a speech impediment
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tom Sawyer !
Tom Sawyer who ?
Tom lashing ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tom Sawyer !
Tom Sawyer who ?
Tom Sawyer underwear
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tommy !
Tommy who ?
Tommy you will always
be gorgeous ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Too whit!
Too whit who ?
Is there an owl in the
place ? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Toodle !
Toodle who ?
Bye, bye ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Toot !
Toot who ?
Toot the bitter end
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tooth !
Tooth who ?
Tooth or dare ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Toothy !
Toothy who ?
Toothy the day after
Monday ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Too wit !
Too wit who ?
Is there an owl in here
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Topic !
Topic who ?
Topic a wildflower isn't
allowed ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Torch !
Torch who ?
Torch you'd never ask
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tori !
Tori who ?
Tori I bumped into you
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Toronto !
Toronto who ?
Toronto be a law against
knock knock jokes ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tosca !
Tosca who ?
Toscaloosa ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Toto !
Toto who ?
Tota-lly devoted to
you ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Toucan !
Toucan who ?
Toucan live as cheaply
as one ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Toucan !
Toucan who ?
Toucan play at this
game ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Toyota !
Toyota who ?
Toyata be a law against
such awful jokes ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tracy !
Tracy who ?
Tracy the shape with
a pencil ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Trey !
Trey who ?
Trey of the lonesome
pine ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tricia !
Tricia who ?
Bless you ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tripoli !
Tripoli who ?
Tripoli play ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tristan !
Tristan who ?
Tristan Isolde than
his brother ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Trixie !
Trixie who ?
Trixie couldn't do because
he was a bad magician ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Troy !
Troy who ?
Troy the bell instead
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Trudy !
Trudy who ?
Trudy your word ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Truffle !
Truffle who ?
Truffle with you is
that you are so shy ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Truman !
Truman who ?
Truman and good needed
for the jury ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Trump !
Trump who ?
Trump-ed up charges
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tsongas !
Tsongas who ?
Tsongas you're here,
lets tell some knock knock jokes ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tuba !
Tuba who ?
Tuba toothpaste ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tuba !
Tuba who ?
Tuba glue ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tubby !
Tubby who ?
Tubby or not to be ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tucson !
Tucson who ?
Tucson an' two daughters
are enough kids ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tummy !
Tummy who ?
Tummy you'll always
be no. 1 ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tuna !
Tuna who ?
You can tuna a piano,
but you can't tuna fish ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tuna !
Tuna who ?
Tuna your radio down,
I'm trying to get some sleep ! |
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tuna !
Tuna who ?
Tuna piano and it'll
sound better !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tunis !
Tunis who ?
Tunis company, three's
a crowd ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Turin !
Turin who ?
Turin around ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Turin !
Turin who ?
Turin a deaf ear ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Turin !
Turin who ?
Turin to a vampire on
Halloween ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Turkey !
Turkey who ?
Turkey, open door ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Turner !
Turner who ?
Turner round, what is
that behind you ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Turnip !
Turnip who?
Turnip for work at nine
or you're fired ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Turnip !
Turnip who?
Turnip this little lane,
that's where I live ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Turnip !
Turnip who?
Turnip the heat it's
cold in here! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Twain !
Twain who ?
Twains are what wabbits
take a twip on ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Twig !
Twig who ?
Twig or tweat ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Twix !
Twix who ?
Twix you and me there
is a lot of friendship ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Two !
Two who ?
Two be or not to be
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Twyla !
Twyla who ?
Twyla light of the Gods
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ty !
Ty who ?
Ty breaker ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ty !
Ty who ?
Ty up loose ends ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Typhoid !
Typhoid who ?
Typhoid that song before
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tyrone !
Tyrone who ?
Tyrone shoelaces! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tyson !
Tyson who ?
Tyson garlic around
your neck to ward off vampires ! |
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Tyson !
Tyson who ?
Tyson of this on for
size !
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