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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Waddle !
Waddle who ?
Waddle you give me if I go away ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Wade !
Wade who ?
Wade up little Susie
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Wade !
Wade who ?
Wade till next time
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Wafer !
Wafer who ?
Wafer a long time but now I'm back ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Wales !
Wales who ?
Wales long as I'm here, shall we go out ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Wah !
Wah who ?
Well you don't have to get so excited about it ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Waiter !
Waiter who ?
Waiter minute while I tie my shoelaces ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Waiter !
Waiter who ?
Waiter I get my hands on you ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Waldo !
Waldo who ?
Waldo the washing up in the morning ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Wallace !
Wallace who ?
Wallace have ears ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Wallace !
Wallace who ?
Wallace saying nasy things about you ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Walnut !
Walnut who ?
Walnut too strong, don't lean on it ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Walnuts !
Walnuts who ?
Walnuts around here ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Walrus !
Walrus who ?
Why do you walrus ask
that silly question ? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Walt !
Walt who ?
Walting Matilda ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Walt !
Walt who ?
Walt till your father
gets home ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Walter !
Walter who ?
Walterdash ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Walter !
Walter who ?
Walter-wall carpeting ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Wanda !
Wanda who ?
Wanda off and you'll get lost ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Wanda !
Wanda who ?
Wanda buy a cheap bike ? It's got no wheels but....! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Wanda !
Wanda who ?
Wanda around while I climb through the window ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Wanda !
Wanda who ?
Wanda buy some Girl Scout cookies ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Wannetta !
Wannetta who ?
Wannetta time please ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ward !
Ward who ?
Ward do you want? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ward !
Ward who ?
Ward of Damocles ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Warner !
Warner who ?
Warner a lift ? My car's outside ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Warner !
Warner who ?
Warner you coming out to play ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Warren !
Warren who ?
Warren peace is a famous Russian novel ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Warren !
Warren who ?
Warren my birthday suit ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Warrior !
Warrior who ?
Warrior you been all my life ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Wash !
Wash who ?
Wash you there , Fred ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Water !
Water who ?
Water be ashamed of yourself for living in a dump like this ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Water !
Water who ?
Water way to answer the door ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Water skier !
Water skier who ?
Water skier'd of, I'm harmless ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Watson !
Watson who ?
Watson your head ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Watson !
Watson who ?
Watson the menu today
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Watson !
Watson who ?
Watson television ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Watusi !
Watusi who ?
Watusi is what you get ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Wayne !
Wayne who ?
Wayneward wind is a restless wind ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Wayne !
Wayne who ?
Wayne is coming through the roof ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Wayne !
Wayne who ?
Wayne are you coming over to my house ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Weaken !
Weaken who ?
Weaken work it out, don't worry ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Weasel !
Weasel who ?
Weasel while you work ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Weavish !
Weavish who ?
Weavish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Webster !
Webster who ?
Webster spin, your local
spider ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Wedgewood !
Wedgewood who ?
Wedgewood come if he could but he's busy ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Weed !
Weed who ?
Weed don't need no education ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Weevil !
Weevil who ?
Weevil only be staying a minute ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Weevil !
Weevil who ?
Weevil make you open this door ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Weevil !
Weevil who ?
Weevil work it out ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Welk !
Welk who ?
Welk-ome home ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Weird !
Weird who ?
Weird Sgt. Pepper's lonely hearts club band, and we hope you have enjoyed the
show ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Weirdo !
Weirdo who ?
Weirdo you think you're going ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Welcome !
Welcome who ?
Welcome up and see me sometime ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Wendy !
Wendy who ?
Wendy re, red robin
comes bob, bob, bobbin' along ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Wendy !
Wendy who ?
Wendy go ? I never saw
him ! |
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Wendy !
Wendy who ?
Wendy come to take you
away I won't stop them !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Werther !
Werther who ?
Werther pon the vine
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Wes !
Wes who ?
Wes Side Story ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Wesley !
Wesley who ?
Wesley wind is blowing
out here ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Wet Wet Wet !
Wet Wet Wet who ?
Wet Wet Wet out here,
let me in ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Wheelbarrow !
Wheelbarrow who ?
Wheelbarrow some money
and go on holiday ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Wheneverl !
Wheneverl who ?
Whenever body going to stop asking me that ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Whereof !
Whereof who ?
Wherof all the leaves gone ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Whistle!
Whistle who ?
Whistle be going home soon ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
White !
White who ?
White in the middle
of it ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Whitney!
Whitney who ?
Whitney have to say to me ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Whitny!
Whitny who ?
Whitnyssed the crime ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Whittle !
Whittle who ?
Whittle Orphan Annie ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Who!
Who who ?
Bad echo in here, isn't there ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Who!
Who who ?
You sound like an owl ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Whoopi !
Whoopi who ?
Whoopi cushion ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Wicked !
Wicked who ?
Wicked go for long walks together ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Wicked !
Wicked who ?
Wicked make beautiful music together ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Wigwam !
Wigwam who ?
Wigwam your head when it's cold ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Wilde !
Wilde who ?
Wilde at heart ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Wilfred !
Wilfred who ?
Wilfred come if we ask
nicely ? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Wilfred !
Wilfred who ?
Wilfred like his present
? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Will !
Will who ?
Will you go away now
please ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Willa!
Willa who ?
Willa you marry me ! |
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
William !
William
who ?
William Eynd my bike
while I go to the shops ?
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
William !
William who ?
William-ind your own
business ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Willie !
Willie who ?
Willie be home for dinner
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Willis !
Willis who ?
Willis rain ever stop ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Willoughby !
Willoughby who ?
Willoughby a monkey's uncle ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Willow !
Willow who ?
Willow stop it with
all these jokes ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Willow !
Willow who ?
Willow or won't you
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Willy !
Willy who ?
Willy make it ? I bet
he won't ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Wilma !
Wilma who ?
Wilma dreams come true
? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Wilma !
Wilma who ?
Wilma lunch be ready
soon ? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Wilson !
Wilson who ?
Wilson be there ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Window !
Window who ?
Window we leave for
the party ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Wine !
Wine who ?
Wine don't you like
these jokes ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Winnie !
Winnie who ?
Winnie isn't everything
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Winston !
Winston who ?
Wilnston of you said
that ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Witch !
Witch who ?
Witch way to London
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Witches !
Witches who ?
Witches the way to go
home ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Witold !
Witold who ?
Witold you what to do
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Wizard !
Wizard who ?
Wizard you I'm lost
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Wood !
Wood who ?
Woodnes gracious, great balls of fire ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Wooden shoe !
Wooden shoe who ?
Wooden shoe like to know ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Woodworm !
Woodworm who ?
Woodworm cake be enough or would you like two ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Woody !
Woody who ?
Woody answer the door
please ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Woody !
Woody who ?
Woody it be lovely ?
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Woody !
Woody who ?
Woody you want ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Woolf !
Woolf who ?
Woolf in sheeps clothing ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Worm !
Worm who ?
Worm in here isn't it ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Worzel !
Worzel who ?
It's upstairs - first
on the left ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Wound !
Wound who ?
Wound and wound the
wugged wocks the wagged wascal wan ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Wylie !
Wylie who ?
Wylie opens the door
his house is burning down ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Wyn !
Wyn who ?
Wyn or lose, its the taking part that counts ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Wynette !
Wynette who ?
Wynette let me in ? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Wynona !
Wynona who ?
Wynona short race ! |
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Who's
there !
Wyoming !
Wyoming who ?
Wyoming so mean to me
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