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What does a polite vampire
say?
'Fang you very much.' |
What is a vampire's
favourite fruit?
Blood oranges. |
What is a vampire's
second favourite fruit?
Neck-tarines. |
How does a vampire get
through life with only one fang?
He has to grin and bare it. |
Where does a vampire
take a bath?
In a bat tub. |
What's a vampire's favourite
dance?
The vaults. |
What's a vampire's second
favourite dance?
The fang-dango. |
What's pink, has a curly
tail, and drinks blood?
A hampire. |
Why are vampires sometimes
called simple-minded?
Because they're known to be suckers. |
Where does a vampire
save his money?
At the blood bank. |
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