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What is Dracula's favourite
breakfast?
Readyneck. |
Was Dracula ever married?
No, he was a bat-chelor. |
What is Dracula's favourite
pudding?
Leeches and scream. |
Why does Dracula live
in a coffin?
Because the rent is low. |
Can a toothless vampire
still bite you?
No, but he can give you a nasty suck! |
What is it called when
a vampire gets a lot of letters from his admirers?
Fang mail. |
What's it called when
a vampire kisses you good night?
Necking. |
What is Dracula's favourite
sport?
Bat-minton. |
What does a vampire
take for a bad cold?
Coffin drops. |
What is bright red and
dumb?
A blood clot. |
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