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What happened at the vampires' race?
They finished neck and neck.
Where did vampires go to first in America?
New-fang-land.
What did Dracula say to the Wolf man?
You look like you're going to the dogs.
What do you get if you cross Dracula with Al Capone?
A fangster.
Where do Chinese vampires come from?
Fanghai.
What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve?
Auld Fang Syne.
What do vampires have for lunch?
Fangers and mash.
What happened at the vampires reunion?
All the blood relations went.
What is Dracula's favorite fruit?
Neck-tarines.
Why did Dracula go to the dentist?
He had fang decay.
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