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Why did he have fang decay?
He was always eating fangcy cakes.
If you want to know more about Dracula what do you have to do?
Join his fang club.
What is the American national day for vampires?
Fangsgiving Day.
Why are vampire families so close?
Because blood is thicker than water.
What do you call a vampire with no eyes?
No idea.
How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice?
They use extractor fangs.
What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?
Well, fangcy that!
Why was Dracula thought as being polite?
He always said fangs.
Why did the vampire attack the clown?
He wanted the circus to be in his blood.
Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian?
He's looking for a crypt writer.,
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