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Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite?
Vein-illa.
What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?
The alphabat.
Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?
He wanted to improve his bite.
Why is Hollywood full of vampires?
They need someone to play the bit parts.
Why do vampires like school dinners?
Because they know they won't get stake.
Why wouldn't the vampire eat his soup?
It clotted.
What is a vampire's favorite soup?
Scream of tomato.
Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?
It wanted to play squash.
What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?
The world's slowest vampire.
Why are vampires always exhausted in April?
Because they've just completed a long March of 31 days.
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