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What's the difference between a vampire and a biscuit?
Have you ever tried dunking a vampire in your tea?
What do you get if you cross a vampire with a jar of peanut butter?
A vampire that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
What do you get if you cross a Rolls-Royce with a vampire?
A monster that attacks expensive cars and sucks out their gas tanks.
What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A bite in shining armor.
What happened when two vampires went mad?
They went bats.
What's the vampire's favorite song?
Fangs for the Memory.
What's a vampire's favorite animal?
Giraffe.
How do you join the Dracula Fan Club?
Send your name, address and blood group.
Why was the young vampire a failure?
Because he fainted at the sight of blood.
Why did the vampire give up acting?
He couldn't fiend a part he could get his teeth into.
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