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What happened to the
vampire who swallowed a sheep?
He felt baaaaaaaaaaaaad. |
What does Mrs Dracula
say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?
Have a nice bite! |
What's Dracula's favorite
coffee?
De-coffiin-ated. |
What's Dracula's car
called?
A mobile blood unit. |
Why do vampires do well
at school?
Because every time they're asked a question they come up with a biting reply. |
What is the vampire's
favorite slogan?
Please Give Blood Generously. |
Why are vampires crazy?
Because they're often bats. |
What did the vampire
say when he had been to the dentist?
Fangs very much. |
What kind of medicine
does Dracula take for a cold?
Coffin medicine. |
How does a vampire clean
his house?
With a victim cleaner. |
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