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Where is Dracula's American of fice?
The Vampire State Building.
Where do vampires keep their savings?
In blood banks.
What does the postman take to vampires?
Fang mail.
What did the vampire sing to the doctor who cured him of amnesia?
Fangs for the Memory.
What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower?
A bat mat.
What's a vampire's favorite dance?
The Vaults.
What do romantic vampires do?
Neck.
Heard about the vampire who was locked up in an asylum?
He went bats.
What do you call a vampire junkie?
Count Drugula.
What did the vampire call his false teeth?
A newfangled device.
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