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Why did Doctor Frankenstein
tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills. |
What was the inscription
on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES. |
Where does the bride
of Frankenstein have her hair done?
At the ugly parlour. |
What happened to Frankenstein's
stupid son?
He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame
Tussaud's. |
What did one of Frankenstein's
ears say to the other?
I didn't know we lived on the same block. |
How does Frankenstein
sit in his chair?
Bolt upright. |
Who brings monsters'
babies?
Frankenstork. |
What happened when a
vicar saw a zombie with nothing on his neck?
He made a bolt for it. |
Who do zombie cowboys
flight?
Deadskins. |
What did the zombie's
friend say when he introduced him to his girlfriend?
Good grief! Where did you dig her up from? |
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