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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?
A terrified postman.
Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world?
King Pong.
What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?
King Kong in clingfilm
Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?
He didn't like Chinese food.
Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown?
So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.
What is big, hairy and can fly faster than sound?
King Koncord.
If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London?
Because he's a beef-eater.
Why did King Kong join the army?
He wanted to know about gorilla warfare.
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a frog?
A gorilla that catches airplanes with its tongue.
What business is King Kong in?
Monkey business.
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