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What would you get if
you crossed King Kong with a skunk?
I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus! |
Where does King Kong
sleep?
Anywhere he wants to. |
What happened when King
Kong swallowed Big Ben?
He found it time-consuming. |
What should you do if
you are on a picnic with King Kong?
Give him the biggest bananas. |
What do you do if you
fiend King Kong in the kitchen?
Just don't monkey with him. |
What do you get if King
Kong sits on your best friend?
A flat mate. |
What do you get if King
Kong sits on your piano?
A flat note. |
What do you get if King
Kong falls down a mine shaft?
A flat miner. |
Why is King Kong big
and hairy?
So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry. |
How do you catch King
Kong?
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana. |
What do you get if you
cross King Kong with a budgie?
A messy cage. |
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