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Did you hear about the
vain monster who was going bald?
The doctor couldn't do a hair transplant for him, so he shrunk his head to flit
his hair. |
Doctor, doctor, I think
I'm turning into n frog.
Oh, you're just playing too much croquet. |
Doctor, doctor, I keep
thinking I'm a python.
Oh you can't get round me like that, you know. |
Doctor, doctor, I keep
thinking I'm an adder.
Oh good, could you help me with my tax return? |
Doctor, doctor, I keep
thinking I'm a toad.
Go on, hop it! |
Doctor, doctor, I keep
thinking I'm a snail.
Don't worry, we'll soon have you out of your shell. |
Doctor, doctor, I feel
like an insignificant worm.
Next! |
'Doctor, doctor, I keep
feeling like the invisible monster.'
'Who said that?' |
What did the doctor
say to the Invisible Monster's wife?
'I can't see anything wrong with your husband.'
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Doctor, doctor, I keep
thinking I'm a snake about to shed its skin.
Just slip into something more comfortable. |
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