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What kind of monster
has the best hearing ?
The
eeriest ! |
How you can tell if
you have had a monster in your fridge ?
It
leaves footprints in the butter ! |
Did you hear about
the stupid monster you hurt himself raking up leaves ?
He went terribly moody because he couldn't see eye to eye
with himself ! |
Monster: Where do fleas
go in winter ?
Werewolf:
Search me ! |
1st Monster: Every
time we meet you remind me of a famous film star?
2nd Monster:"Meryl Streep", "Madonna",
"Raquel Welch" ?
1st Monster: No, ET ! |
Why are monsters covered
in wrinkles?
Have
you ever tried to iron a monster ! |
Monster:"I'm so
ugly"
Ghost:"It's not so bad"
Monster:"When my grandfather was born they handed round cigars, when my father
was born they passed round cigarettes, but when I was born they just passed out
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Why are monsters green
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Because
they didn't take their travel sickness pills !
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Why do monsters wear
glasses ?
So they don't bump into other monsters ! |
Boris the monster knocked
on a witches door and asked for something to eat. "You look familiar"
said the witch "Didn't I give you some bat's blood soup last week"
"Yes"
said the monster, "But I'm better now !" |
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