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How do you communicate
with the Loch Ness Monster at 20,000 fathoms ?
Drop
him a line ! |
What is big hairy and
bounces up and down ?
A
monster on a pogo stick ! |
What do you get if
a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ?
Flatman and Ribbon ! |
What time is it when
a monster sits on your car ?
Time
to get a new one ! |
Did you hear about
the monster who had an extra pair of hands ? Where did he keep them ?
In a handbag ! |
What game do monsters
play with ants ?
Squash ! |
Did you hear about
the monster who had eight arms ?
He said they came in handy ! |
How do you keep an
ugly monster in suspense ?
I'll
tell you tomorrow !
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What aftershave do
monsters wear ?
Brute ! |
How do you greet a
three headed monster ?
Hello,
hello, hello ! |
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