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| Did you hear about the
Irish monster who went to night school to learn to read in the dark? |
Mrs Monster to Mr Monster:
Try to be nice to my mother when she visits us this weekend, dear.
Fall down when she hits you. |
What do you get if you
cross a dinosaur with a wizard?
A Tyrannosaurus hex. |
What do you call a wizard
who lies on the floor?
Matt. |
How did dinosaurs pass
exams?
With extinction. |
What do you call a team
of vultures playing football?
Foul play. |
What did the skeleton
say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body. |
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