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Monster Jokes

What is a monster's favourite game?
Swallow the leader.

'The police are looking for a monster with one eye called Cyclops.'
'What's his other eye called?'

What do monsters put on their roast beef?
Grave-y.

What is the best way to speak to a monster?
From a long distance.

Where do space monsters live?
In far distant terror-tory.

What trees do monsters like best?
Ceme-trees.

Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn't pretty and wasn't ugly?
She was pretty ugly.

Which monster made friends with three bears?
Ghouldilocks.

What do monsters do every night at 11 o'clock?
Take a coffin break.

What jewels do monsters wear?
Tomb stones.

Monster Jokes

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