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| Monster graffiti: GET
THE MONSTER BEFORE IT GETS AAARRGGH! |
What happens when monsters
hold beauty contests?
Nobody wins. |
What does a monster
do when he loses a hand?
He goes to a second-hand shop. |
What do you get if you
cross a Scottish monster with a hamburger?
A Big Mac. |
What kind of horse would
a headless horseman ride?
A nightmare. |
Which monster has no
luck?
The luckless monster. |
JOHNNY: Dad, what has
a purple body with yellow spots, eight hairy legs and big slimy eyes on stalks?
DAD: I don't know. Why?
JOHNNY: Because one's just crawled up your trouser leg. |
Two monsters walked
along the beach at Brighton. One said to the other,
'Not much of a crowd for a bank holiday, is there?' |
What weighed 20 stone
and terrorized Paris?
The Fat-Tum of the Opera. |
What's blue and hairy
and goes round and round?
A monster on a turntable. |
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