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How can you tell a monster
from an elephant?
A monster never remembers. |
What's the difference
between a monster and a mouse?
A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board. |
Where do the cleanest
monsters live?
Bath. |
Did you hear about the
monster who went on a crash diet?
He wrecked three cars and a bus. |
Did you hear about the
monster who ate a sofa and two chairs?
He had a suite tooth. |
What do you get if you
cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?
The Ink-credible Hulk. |
Did you hear about the
monster with five legs?
His trousers fit him like a glove. |
What do you get if you
cross a monster's brain with an elastic band?
A real stretch of the imagination. |
FIRST MONSTER: That
girl over there just rolled her eyes at me.
SECOND MONSTER: Well, roll them back, she might need them. |
What's big and ugly
and goes up and- down?
A monster in a lift. |
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